Ponder this for a moment if you dare: Evil alien conquerors from a planet far, far, far away come to Aptos and, as part of their diabolical plan to break our collective spirit, order us to give up either a) coffee, or b) the Internet for all eternity ... that, or suffer some indescribably heinous death at the dangerous end of a supergalactic neutron ray.

Which would you give up?

For many of us, the mere contemplation of losing either one on a permanent basis ... well, it's simply too horrific, yes? If there are two things we are fiendishly addicted to it's our coffee and our Internet.

Breathe easy. Norma Jeans allows you best of both worlds with no threat of aliens and their supergalactic neutron ray. We promise.

Come visit us, our Wi-Fi is free!